I’m friends with too many hot boys. I want to start selling their services for profit.
Person: can I see your phone
Me: yeah hang on
i need to print this and put it up in every wall
i was in ecuador a couple years ago and a guide at the lodge asked when we were getting back and one of my friends said “oh we’re going back to america in 3 days” and the guide gestures at the amazon rainforest around us and says “youre already in america”
(Source: adoniramleon, via shotacriesandchampagne)
I’m actually really cute if you don’t look at me
(Source: asian, via aisenai)